“People have such a childish view of monogamy and fidelity. ‘He’s cheated so he’s bad, she’s cheated so she’s bad,’ as opposed to a recognition that our species is not monogamous. To act all indignant, that your world has been rocked because your lover wasn’t faithful to you, is a little bit like acting rocked that your hair went grey. Human beings are sexual beings.”
Playboy magazine celebrates its year-long 60th anniversary with 39-year-old Kate Moss on the cover of its January/February 2014 double issue. This is her first-ever nude spread for Playboy. Bitch still looks hawt!
In this preview for Keeping Up With The Kartrashians, Lamar the Crackie says to Khloe:
“I would do anything to be accepted back by you guys. You guys are all I’ve got.”
Ain’t it just like a crackie to put a house of hoes before his own kids!? SMH…
IJS, it would seem to me that his children by that other woman would be more important than Pimp Momma Kris and her wife Bruce. And did you hear the one about Kris controlling Crackie’s bank account? I wonder how much she doles out daily for his crackie treats? Maybe she’ll buy him an ounce if he promises not to cheat on Khloe til after Christmas.
In related hoe shit, Kim has a “Nigga, are you serious?” enthusiasm about her baseball park proposal to The Gay Fish. Ha!
If you care, season 9 of Keeping Up With The Kartrashians premieres on E! in 2014.
Smokin’ Hottie Paul Walker
I’m often reminded just how gay the scene is inside locker rooms where aggressive, allegedly hetero men bond with their dicks out.
David Beckham has revealed he was forced to masturbate in front of his teammates when he was a rookie playing for Manchester United.
In a new documentary titled “The Class of 1992,” which chronicles that stars that carried Manchester United to six Premiere League championships, Beckham makes the astonishing hazing claims.
He says in the documentary, “Everyone had an initiation that you had to go through on the youth team, that was one of the most uncomfortable ones.”
Beckham was allegedly forced to look at a photo of soccer star Clayton Blackmore and masturbate in front of his teammates.
Maybe I have to be an athlete to understand why one needs to look at dicks in order to be accepted into sports cults? Does it truly motivate a man to be a valued team player if he slaps ass or pauses to envy the dick of his fellow teammate?
And considering this has been the year of The Gays, I’m shocked more athletes haven’t come out of the closet.
I’m feeling a certain way about this fuckery….
The Kardashian Christmas card not only lacks anything related to Christmas, I know Kim’s vagina is the gift that keeps on giving, but where are their Black male slaves?
What’s Christmas with the Kardashian’s if The Gay Fish and Lamar the Crackie aren’t there to entertain all?
And is that Kris’ wife Bruce Jenner locked inside the cashier display?
And what’s with the nude Black mother with child in the background?
Again, file this under: Fuckery.
Lil Kim hired RuPaul to pose for the cover art for her new mixtape, Hardcore 2K13. The mixtape includes an appearance from the new poster child of Ratchet, Miley Cyrus. Again, you know Hip Hop is dead when rappers need Miley to help them sell records. Damn shame…
Have a listen to I Am Kimmy Blanco via the player below:
Super hawt Maria Bello revealed she’s dating a woman in a column she wrote for the NY Times last Friday called Coming Out as a Modern Family.
Again, she’s super hot and she likes to eat pussy. :-) I love her.
Maria wrote the column explaining how she revealed to her twelve-year-old son that she is now dating a woman.
When my 12-year-old son, Jackson, asked me if there was something I wasn’t telling him, I replied, “There are a lot of things I don’t tell you.”
He persisted: “What kind of adult stuff?”
This was the moment I had been anticipating and dreading for months. “Like romantic stuff,” I said, fumbling for words.