DirtyLiciousRadio

•September 20, 2011 • Leave a Comment

Click the turntable on the right to listen to a continuous stream of music on DirtyLiciousRadio, my new online music station – updated daily with the popular hits of today and the classics from yesterday.

**MATURE LISTENERS* will enjoy Your Mistress Presents….The Dirty Pod(cast) Mon-Fri. at 9:00pm(PST) – Midnight (EST)

**Join the DirtyLiciousRadio community

LIKE us on Facebook

FOLLOW us on Twitter

***DirtyLiciousRadio is powered by LIVE 365

Oh, I Thought He Died at Sundance

•January 26, 2012 • Leave a Comment

Good news, Tracy “I’ll Kill My Gay Son” Morgan is still alive. And thank the Good Book for it too because for a second I was thinking “Damn, his bad acting will surely be missed on ’30 Rock.’”

You may have heard Tracy passed out last week while at the Sundance Film Festival in Utah, and was rushed to the hospital for suffering exhaustion and his body not responding well to the altitude.

Morgan fans rejoice because he was spotted today on the set (with co-star Jane Krakowski) of his HIGHlarious NBC series ’30 Rock’, currently filming in New York City.

Speaking of NBC, the network has me feeling a certain way about the lovely chocolate piece Daryl wants to bang on ‘The Office.’  And they put that bitch in a bikini last week, had her playing with balls (beach) in a swimming pool. :-) Nice move, NBC. We like her and we hope Daryl doesn’t fuck it up! I want this actress to transition into The Office. She’s too hot to lift boxes.

Chloe Sevigny Replaces Demi in Linda Lovelace Biopic

•January 26, 2012 • Leave a Comment

As a friend posted on Facebook:

“damn, why cant people just leave demi moore alone. so she likes to get high.. big whoopie doo.”

I agree, (as I light this blunt)……Hit It…Hold It………now, exhale!!!

In the meantime, I’m happy Demi’s Whip-It addition has caused her to drop out of ‘Lovelace‘, and super cutie Chloe Sevigny has signed on to replace her in the forthcoming ‘Lovelace‘ film. Chloe will play a journalist in the biopic about porn star-turned-activist Linda Lovelace.

She joins Amanda Seyfried, who is portraying the ho Lovelace, Peter Sarsgaard, Hank Azaria, Adam Brody and Sharon Stone. James Franco will play Hugh Hefner.

I’mJustSayin’…does anyone really care to watch a movie about a ho who retired her pussy? I don’t know about you but I have more respect for a ho who maintains her Hodom for life. I’m having a hard time wrapping my mind around an activist ho.

This cunt has no respect…..*finger pointing*??….Really, cunt?

•January 26, 2012 • Leave a Comment

Miley Cyrus Eats a Black D*ck for Boyfriend’s Birthday

•January 26, 2012 • 1 Comment

How can you hate on a slut who loves to put Black dick in her mouth?

Although, I wouldn’t get a dick cake for my boyfriend or husband, so WTF is Miley’s boyfriend really on?

Ladies, if your man wants a dick cake for his birthday, or if you think it’s cute to surprise him with a dick cake for his birthday, especially a cake of the BBD, then both of you want to watch a phat dick slowly go in and out of his ass. I’ve decided.

TMZ got their hands on these pics of Miley Cyrus eating a BBD birthday cake. I ain’t mad at her. How soon before the home video drops of Miley swallowing a Black thug’s load? Soooo lookin’ forward to it.

BTW, this is a BBD birthday cake for Miley’s suspect boyfriend, Liam Helmsworth. <— giving him the side-eye.

Has Dr. Drew confirmed her daddy issues yet?

 

Whip-Its, Bitch….Really?

•January 26, 2012 • 1 Comment

Gurrrl, I ain’t heard the term “Whip-Its” since middle school.

Seriously, Demi…Whip-Its?

Damn, that Ashton dick is dangerous. It’s got Demi Moore regressing back to Drugs 101. Of all the drugs to use to ease the pain, Whip-Its?!?!

I’mJustSayin’, what does a Whip-It do that a blunt and a couple of Xanax can’t?

According to TMZ, Demi Moore’s friend called paramedics Monday night after the actress inhaled a dangerous amount of nitrous oxide.

Demi’s friends who was at her home told emergency workers Demi was doing whip-its. A whip-it is a street name for a type of nitrous oxide inhalant.

The friend said she became upset when Demi had a reaction to a whip-it and lapsed into semi-consciousness. Demi had symptoms of a seizure after inhaling the nitrous.

As TMZ points out, a whip-it is not a common drug among people of Demi’s age and social status. It’s typically used by younger people who are looking for a cheap thrill. Basically, Whip-Its are whack like crack.

Next time, someone give her a blunt and a hug and a pass to layoff the dick for a couple of seasons. She’ll be alright.

Beth Ditto Goes To Paris for Fashion Week

•January 26, 2012 • Leave a Comment

Rocker Beth Ditto sat front row at the Jean Paul Gaultier 2012 Spring/Summer show during Paris Haute Couture Fashion Week on Jan. 25.

Beth looks like she’s dropped a few pounds, no? Although, I realize minus a few pounds on Beth is equivalent to removing a couple of deck chairs from the Queen Mary….

We love her nonetheless….

Beth recently spoke about her collaboration with super producer Mark Ronson. The pair have been working together on the upcoming Gossip album.

‘I love Mark and we worked together really well. He’s a Virgo and I’m a Pisces, so we complemented each other’s personalities. One of our most common bonds was that we both loved big voices, church voices,’ she said. ‘He loves country music, which is a big deal to me because, you know, in terms of things I love, country music is probably number one.’

Lana Del Rey Responds to SNL Criticism

•January 26, 2012 • Leave a Comment

25-year-old Lana Del Rey has responded to the online criticism she received following her SNL performance in an interview with The Telegraph (via NME), saying:

“People just want to see me go off the rails. That’s the only reason they’re watching.”

She also talked about her alcoholism during her teen years, saying that her drinking got “bad enough that I had to stop.”

She explained: Continue reading ‘Lana Del Rey Responds to SNL Criticism’

VIDEO: Spike Lee Says Studios “Know Nothing About Black People”

•January 26, 2012 • Leave a Comment

Of course Hollywood knows nothing about Black folks, that’s why Tyler Perry has become the HBIC of Black productions. And I can’t relate to any of his movies. It bothers me that Perry has become the voice for all Black folk.

Spike premiered his latest film “Red Hook Summer” on January 22 during the Sundance film festival, and during the Q&A after the screening Chris Rock asked Spike what he would have done differently if he had studio financing. Spike explained why he funded this film himself, citing Hollywood’s lack of insight about Black culture. You’ll have to FF to around 15:00 to hear his comments.

Dear @Rihanna….Ho, Sit Down

•January 25, 2012 • Leave a Comment

Not even the Queen of Pop, Madonna, had to resort to pedestrian behavior for attention. But since Celie is The Queen of *something* for prepubescent girls and little boys who are just discovering that they prefer to suck dick, it makes sense that she would get the words Thug Life tattooed on her fingers.

I use to think she was too pretty to scar her body with ugly tats, but since she’s constantly reminding us just how low her self-esteem is who am I to to judge her for attempting to enhance her ugly with hoodrat tats. (insert Kanye shrug)

Celie posted these pictures on Twitter and when one of her Stans reminded her that she is not a Thug, Celie responded by calling her a bitch. Wow….and to think, people actually spend money on Celie and her shit attitude…Why?

Your Mistress Presents…..WickedFierce Pod(cast)

•January 25, 2012 • Leave a Comment

Tonight I return with a new WickedFierce Pod(cast) on DirtyLiciousRadio. CLICK HERE to listen to the show at 9pm (PST)- Midnight(EST). Show repeats at 10pm & Midnight.

 
Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 1,028 other followers