Dirty Whorelebrity News

Mark Wahlberg was honored with Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star on July 29 in Hollywood.

Will Ferrell introduced Mark, joking, “I first became a fan of his from his workout videos. And I loved him in the Bourne movies.” But more seriously, Ferrell said, “Not only is he one of the hardest-working guys, he’s a great family man, and just a great dude.”

Wahlberg and Will Ferrell star in the comedy The Other Guys, in theaters Aug. 6.

“For those who care, and I understand if you don’t: Today I quit being a Christian. I’m out. I remain committed to Christ as always but not to being “Christian” or to being part of Christianity. It’s simply impossible for me to ‘belong’ to this quarrelsome, hostile, disputatious, and deservedly infamous group.”

-author Anne Rice

Remember THIS POST I wrote about Johnny Depp needing a gun, a problem and bitch who barely speaks English in order for him to be great again?

Well, he’s got the ESL bitch back, now all he needs are a couple of problems, some bad drugs that he needs to get rid of and a big gun that will blast a hole the size of planet through a ho’s ass. These are all the ingredients I think he needs to lose the gay act. I understand that Gay for Pay is paying the bills for most these days, but I’m over Gay Johnny, especially this fuckin’ disoriented gay pirate. I need to start a petition begging Hollywood to let macho Johnny be great again. *sigh*

ESL, (AKA Penelope Cruz), and Gay For Pay, (Johnny Depp), are teaming~up once again, this time for another dreadful pirates movie, Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides.

The film is set to hit theaters in May, 2011 and is co-stars stars Geoffrey Rush and a bunch of other bitches that I ain’t never heard of.

Here is a synopsis: Captain Jack Sparrow crosses paths with a woman from his past (Cruz), and he’s not sure if it’s love–or if she’s a ruthless con artist who’s using him to find the fabled Fountain of Youth. When she forces him aboard the Queen Anne’s Revenge, the ship of the formidable pirate Blackbeard, Jack finds himself on an unexpected adventure in which he doesn’t know who to fear more: Blackbeard or the woman from his past.

David and Victoria Beckham were snapped leaving Kelly Hoppens “Come Dine With Me” themed birthday party in London last night.

Do we still think David is Super Delicious? His feminine voice makes it hard for me to get wet for him.

Victoria graces the cover of Vogue for the fifth time. This time it’s the Turkish version of the publication, featuring Mrs. Beckham holding a cocktail, while wearing a fringe-black dress and studded heels. The cover shot was taken by renowned photog Ellen Von Unwerth.

Victoria’s photoshoot for Turkish Vogue has angered Islamic fundamentalists, who have called for the magazine to be boycotted because her “western decadence” is a bad influence.

“We believe women should not flaunt their bodies in public. It’s what we believe as Muslims,” the Daily Star quoted Barber Duran Kaya, 45, as saying. “I would not be comfortable if my wife or daughters dressed like it,” he added.

Trina covers the upcoming issue of Rolling Out Magazine, and in it she discusses the petty Nicki Minaj and Lil Kim beef, how a man should always pay for the first date, and how women should cater to their men. Below is an excerpt from the interview:

“It is a true bless­ing to con­tinue to carry on the legacy of strong female Rapers who have paved the way for myself and other women in the music indus­try. I am hon­ored that Rolling Out Magazine sup­ports my music and my pro­gres­sion over the last 10 years. This cover is ded­i­cated to all of the female Rappers here now and com­ing in the future.”

(source)

Annie Leibovitz is responsible for snapping this Super Delicious photo of True Blood star Alexander Skarsgard, who is the new face of suit maker Hickey Freeman.

Hickey Freeman‘s 2010 print ads featuring Sexy Skars will appear in the September issues of GQ, Details and Vanity Fair, to name a few.

Sean Kingston is like a big baby in outdated drag. Frightening.

Here’s the teaser for Letting Go (Dutty Love), a track from his upcoming album that I’m certain I won’t buy. Track features the reigning queen of hip hop, Nicki Minaj.

He recently told Rap-Up TV that he has a crush on on Minaj: “I just think that Nicki Minaj is beautiful. Ya’ll don’t be shocked if you hear that Nicki Minaj and Sean Kingston is going out.”

In related news, Minaj adopts a British accent while channeling Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz in a promo for the 2010 MTV Video Music Awards. CLICK HERE to watch it.

UPDATE: New music from The Minaj called Ice Cream Man. Have a listen to it via the player below.

First Facebook, now he’s hittin’ up the Twitter office.

This would explain why Kanye now has a Twitter account.

The Twerk Team is back!! Minus one girl it seems. There use to be a red bone member, did they 86 her, or did she have to quit the group so she can repeat Freshman year?

I love watching the booties. I’m an tit girl, and girls with tits generally don’t have much of an ass <– that’s me. So I’m always fascinated by chicks who can make their booties do tricks. All my ass can do is shit and take a dick. I wish I could make it wiggle and sweep the floor too.  Show me the bitch that can roll a blunt with her ass cheeks and I’ll show you the ring I’m fixin’ to put on it.