Dirty Whorelebrity News

If you missed Beyoncé’s “I Am… Yours” Thanksgiving Day special on ABC last night, CLICK HERE to watch it.

Salma Hayek attended the reopening of the La Mamounia hotel in Marrakesh, Morocco on Nov. 26th.

Don’t you want to gobble her guts? Pour some leftover gravy all over her and hand me a wet nap, I’m going in.

Speaking of which, we’re discussing gut gobblin’ tonight on Dirty~Licious Talk Radio

Salma recently told a symposium in Cairo that she was sexually harassed in Egypt when she was visiting the country when she was only 17-years-old.

Speaking as an honored guest at the Cairo International Film Festival, Hayek told the crowd that when she was riding a camel near the Pyramids with her mother and aunt, the man who was pulling the camel began to pull her away from her family and destination. Hayek says that when she became scared she began to scream, until her mother heard her calls and brought police and a tourist guide to stop the man from taking her away.

The lucious MILF said she was caught off guard when the 70-year-old shepherd proposed to her and wanted to give her family camels as dowry:

“I couldn’t believe my ears!” She tried to lighten the mood by adding, while laughing, “I could have lived all my life here in Egypt with the camel shepherd.”

Allow me to take a moment to wipe the sweat off my teefis because Usher’s ex~wife has left me off her Blogs To Shit On List.

For those of you who have been busy pickin’ memories out of your sex mixin’ holes, you may not know that several blogs, (mostly black owned), have come under attack by the ex~Mrs. Raymond. I suspect it was the ex~Mrs. Raymond who contacted me seeking information about a blogger friend of mine, who she later engaged in a weeks long battle with over some photos that folks were forced to bury deep in that part of their memory where not even the wild things dare visit.

I’m gonna assume that my blog is not in her wrath’s path because I don’t go hard on her like that. At least, I don’t think I do. Do I? I can’t recall. Ya’ll know I have the brain of a roach. And by roach I mean joint.

When you think about, all I really want to say to most hot chicks is, “take off my panties”. Tameka could totally take off my panties, but then one of her kids might walk in. She’ll want to stop and explain some shit to him while I’ll want to kick his ass out…too murch. Yes, that’s much with an r –> murch.

Anyway, check out that hot new Usher f/ T.I. below. I think Usher’s album will drop around the time whatever prison T.I. is in spits him out.

I may not like her music but I can appreciate her level of freak. One of the perks of kickin’ it with a freak is many of us prefer a gag in our mouth. And that’s how I prefer my Celie. Naked with a my gag in her mouth.  Perhaps a tear forming in her left eye.

How much are you lovin’ the shoes she rocked on Letterman this week! CLICK HERE to watch her Letterman performance, or watch the video below.

Celie chatted with Hot 97’s Angie Martinez about liking girls, especially their breasts, but not being a lesbian. She claims she’s NOT fuckin’ her hot assistant (damn), and she says girls who don’t export their pussay via text to their tube cleaners are lame.

Speakin’ of Tube Cleaners, don’t forget to listen to “Gobble Gobble Gobble-Dem-Guts” Friday night on Dirty~Licious Talk Radio.

I should warn you that listening to this interview made me horny, so I had to tune out in order to turn me on. The last thing I remember is Celie complimenting her hot ass in THESE pics. Whatever was said after that you’ll have to fill me in on.

She recently told the British press that all she wants for Christmas is great food and some great sex. Me too!! Aww, Celie and I have something in common. I should consider downloading one of her tracks from a free site. I’m not at the “pay for her shit” stage yet. Baby steps.

Missy Elliott will drop her her 7th studio album entitled Block Party on Jan. 19th.

“There are a lot of great collaborations on the record, but I can only give one away right now, and that’s Lil Wayne. He’s a person who I think is really deserving of the success he’s had. I’m someone who can stay in the studio 24-7, and I’ve watched him stay in there just as long. He has a creativeness about him that I love”, says Missy.

Touch My Body is the first single from the album, listen to it via the player below.