The Most Expensive Whore In The World

Its being reported that Whoris Hilton has made close to $200,000 THIS WEEK simply for making appearances at various clubs in England, and she stays for less than an hour, ya know, just long enough to have a few shots of Absinthe and treat her nose to a little candy

These club promoters are stupidly desperate for celebs. And since they can’t get any real celebs to make appearances, they have to hire a diseased whore who doesn’t do any tricks!

What are they paying for!?

For her price, she should at least entertain the crowd by showing them how many E&J bottles she can stick up her vag.

~ by I.Am.Your.Mistress on April 16, 2008.

6 Responses to “The Most Expensive Whore In The World”

  1. hey come on really?i mean like really? how would you feel if some stranger said a lot of mean things about you. paris is a splendid individual who is smart and she would never do illegal drugs. not ever. ok??? this message got me sooo steamed. ou big pee pee head!!!! paris 4 eva

  2. OMG! Like, totally!

  3. hahahaha fuck paris

  4. OMG seriously? She’s smart and wouldn’t do drugs?? Nicole Ritchie was that you?

  5. I see a _____ slap coming!!!!!

  6. just 200,000 ??? is she that cheapo…i mean she is the heiress of the hilton empire…why on earth she would just do that…

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