Your Mistress Presents….

“Gary Coleman and his wife Shannon Price agreed to come on Divorce Court because they wanted Judge Toler’s marital advice. Shannon says she is tired of Gary’s outbursts and head banging against the wall episodes. Shannon wants Gary to start going out with her instead of staying indoors playing video games and playing with his train sets”.

-Gary Cole and his wife of 6 months are getting a divorce, on television

~ by I.Am.Your.Mistress on April 24, 2008.

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