Next Time, Leave The Panties Off


Nicole Scherzinger pulled a ‘Britney’ while getting out her car at Villa nightclub in West Hollywood on May 11th.

This publicity stunt would have more of an affect on her dlist career had she not been wearing panties. Besides, isn’t showing us ‘your world’ yesterday’s news and tomorrow’s trash? Vag flashing is no longer “IN”.

These attention seekers need to step their ho-game up. Instead of flashing their vag, maybe they should start steppin’ out with a dick in their hand….ya know, it could be like the new fashion accessory! Like a lollipop…..perhaps they should even dress-up their dick in Gucci and talk down to it like its an assistant.

Everyone would be askin’ ‘Who’s dick is it!” – The press they would get would be nauseating, but, all press is good press, right?

~ by I.Am.Your.Mistress on May 12, 2008.

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