Dirty Whore Of The Day


I haven’t jumped on the Agyness Deyn bandwagon yet, honestly, I don’t see what’s so hot about her.

For those of you who don’t know who this young lady is, she’s a big time model in the UK and her popularity is slowly growing here in the States.

I am naming her the Dirty Whore Of The Day cause the bitch dye’s her pubic hair…seriously, who the fuck dyes their pubs!!

See the uncensored version of Agyness’ platinum pussy after the jump.

(see more pics HERE)

30 comments on “Dirty Whore Of The Day

  1. paigeaye says:

    well see, dont you think it would look a tad silly if they wernt the same colour as her hair?
    then she’d be all missed matched :)

    and did it ever sink into your think skull that she did it for the photoshoot?
    i mean seriously, shes no jumpin around off a buildin naked for nothing you know

    dirty whore of the day – get a life mate :)

  2. Mistress D says:

    lol…lol…lol…wow….ok, my THINK SKULL and I will get a life, can I have your life. I bet its far more exciting than mine will ever be.

  3. Jon Dough says:

    I think Mistress D is jealous. I guess not everyone has the luck to be born beautiful. Sucks to be you huh : P.

  4. Mistress D says:

    yeah, you’re right Jon Dough, I’m jealous that I don’t have white pussy hair, I’m jealous that my curves aren’t boy-like, like Agy’s boy-like figure, and I am especially jealous that my size D-cup breasts aren’t A-cup like Agy’s….yeah, you got me all figured out…and now, I will go off to cry cause I don’t have the body of a little boy…..thanks for callin’ me out! What would I do without stupid haters like you!

  5. Jon Dough says:

    If Paige and I are haters, then what does that make you? After all most of your blog is spent calling female celebrities whores. So regardless of your cup size and curves, you’re obviously jealous of them for one reason or an another. Perhaps it is the fact that they get more attention than you ever will in your entire life (something that’s bound to annoy an attention whore like yourself). Perhaps it is the fact that despite all your bravado you aren’t happy with the way you look (curves and big tits could just be a euphemism for fat). Perhaps you’re just plain stupid. I don’t know and I don’t care : P. So go back to your fried chicken and your name calling. It seems that is all you’re good for. : D

  6. Mistress D says:

    lol…

    yes, fried chicken is damn good….not sure why you’d bring that up, but, ok, a lot of folks like fried chicken. Clearly you have a taste for it too since you brought it up.

    I was going to cook fried chicken for dinner today but I opted for pork chops instead….hmmm, yummy pork chops. I wonder if Agy eats them? Hmm, nope, I’m not jealous of a models career.

    Explain something to me, why are you so upset because I have an opinion about a dyed pussy?

    Since you’re so familair with “most of my blog”, then you’d know why I call a lof of celebs whores. And don’t say you don’t care Jon, cause cleary you do care, you took the time to log back on to my site to check to see if I had responded to your initial post, which I did, and that made you hot enough to respond again.

    Thank you.

    You are haters cause CLEARLY YOU CAN NOT ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I HAVE AN OPINION THAT YOU DON’T AGREE WITH. I don’t think what I said above about Agy is hateful or mean. I’m simply givin’ her the attention that she wants. She dyed her pubic hair and hell, WTF….do you dye your pubs? I don’t have the right to make fun of that? Its funny to me. Does she look great? Well, that is a matter of opinion. And I have the right to express my opinion and haters like you clearly don’t like that.

    That’s cool. You want to comment here and leave shitty comments, go ahead…its cool…and funny. Ya know what I find most funny about haters comment’s, you all presume to KNOW ME based on the foulness I post here on this blog…lol…..

    I’m talkin’ shit about Agy’s dyed pussy, but I don’t and won’t presume to judge who she is a person cause I don’t know her. I will say that any chick that will strip down and dye their pubic hair is obviously a free spirit and I like free spirits!

    Everything about this blog is done all out of fun. I love celebs. I am a pop culture junkie and I like to be snarky with my commentary. Its not cause I am jealous, its cause I have a dirty mind and a dirty mouth. Are you so uptight that you haven’t realized that?

    Giving a celeb the “dirty whore of the day” honor is not necessarily a “diss or a put-down”…

    Yes, I am an attention whore…most girls are, including yourself, that’s why you’re here…making another post so I can notice you and respond. Ok, it worked. This is fun.

    In case you hadn’t noticed, celebrities are attention whores. That’s what they get paid to do. Whore-it-up for our attention. Case in point, Agy’s picture above. I call most celebs whores. That’s why this site is called Dirty WHORElebrity. Its not because I am jealous of celebs, its because they give me, US, reason to talk shit. Its fun. If you want fluff news, nice commentary, there are other sites for you to read.

    I have no desire to be a celebrity. So I am not jealous of their celebrity. Sure, I’m not rich but I make a great living working in the entertainment business, I have my health, I’m not fat, and I have an active social and romantic life, so, no…I ain’t jealous of shit. I’m pretty damn happy.

    ok, I take that back, I am jealous of Christian Bale’s wife…she is one lucky bitch!

    But wait, what are you, some sort of therapist? So, YOU think that if a person is honest about their opinions, a person keeps it real, then that means they are unhappy with with themselves? So, because I called celebs whores, I am unhappy?

    Because I question Agy’s white pussy, I am unhappy and jealous?

    Wow, where did you learn that, in therapy 101?

    Umm, well, believe it or now, since initially makin’ this post, Miss Agy has grown on me, I never said she was ugly, I think she’s damn cute…but the white pussy is a bit Dirty~Licious!….and if you can’t see the humor in my snarkiness than you are the one that is stupid.

    Agy, nor any of the other celebs that I talk shit about on this blog will ever give a fuck about what I say about them…so why take my words so hard Jon?

    This is a celebrity gossip blog. MY GOSSIP BLOG and I have the right to talk shit about who I please. Some of these celebs act like fools, some of them look damn good, some of them look damn fugly,….celebs ARE HUMANS, and like MOST HUMANS, they have good and bad days. I am free to comment on their good and bad days.

    Why does everything have to be peaches and roses with you?

    If you don’t like the fact that I’m callin’ Agy a dirty-little-attention whore cause she dyed her vagina because a fashion mag paid her to do so, then you are a hater.

    I agree with you, Agy does and will get more attention than I ever will, that’s what attention whores get paid to do. And that is why this site is called Dirty Whorelebrity News. Because I love to give my opinion on the what the latest dirty whorelebrities are doing.

    Damn, I hit the bong too many times today cause this was a long as ramble…yeah, this was my rant for the day…thanks Jon, this long ass post is for you and everyone else who has a problem with the fact that I find dyed pussy hairs amusing.

  7. Jon Dough says:

    ROFLOL.

    I guess you “care” even more than I do. Insensible rants like yours are funnier to me than dyed pubic hair.

    And before you get all “snarky” again, just remember that I, like you, am entitled to an opinion, and you obviously do not agree with my opinion of you. Let me quote your not so subtle view on that:

    “You are haters cause CLEARLY YOU CAN NOT ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I HAVE AN OPINION THAT YOU DON’T AGREE WITH.”

    I guess by your own admission that makes you a hater : P.

    By the way making up new words like dirty~licious and whorelebrity does not make you cool. All the world needs is another waste of space like Perez Hilton. : D

  8. Mistress D says:

    i expected you to return…lol…oh Jon….

    Yes, I am a hater…yes indeed. Where ya been Jon, didn’t you get the “Mistress D Is A Fuckin’ Hater” memo?

    Cum on Jon…join us ‘kool kidz’ on the dark side…..

  9. Jon Dough says:

    If you are a hater, then why make a big deal about Paige and I being haters? Surely a pot calling the kettle black is not something “kool kidz” aspire to. You do realize that replacing the ‘s’ that comes with a plural with a ‘z’ does not make you hip or urban. Or were you trying hard not to be ironic :P?

  10. Mistress D says:

    Yes, Jon, I know how to spell. I may have a spellin’ error here and there or a word out of place….but, yes, I know its an “s” and not a “z”.

    BTW, this is a celebrity gossip blog, so spare me your English lessons.

    Jon, I am not NOT hating on you and Paige for givin’ an opinion, yes, you are entitled to your opinion. I don’t expect people to agree with everything I say and I know that there will be readers like you who will not like what I say and will speak out on here. That’s fine.

    My point with this haters is this, I just find it funny that you’re not clever enough to give your opinion “without makin’ negative assumptions about the writer”. You called me stupid, jealous, said it “sucks to be me”, etc…all because you “don’t get” or “don’t like” the humor in the overall theme of this blog. I am not hatin’ on Agy for havin’ a dyed pussy, her actions fit the overall theme of this blog and I love her for it!

    I’m not callin’ Agy, or other female celebs,”sluts, ho’s and whores” because of what I assume they are doing sexually. I don’t know what they are doing sexually and I’ll only care IF there’s ever a sex tape involved…lol…I simply enjoy playin’ on those words….afterall, celebs whore-it-out for the camera and they expect to get paid AND get press for what they do. Well, a “whore/prostitute” wants to get paid for her 15 minutes of service too!!

    Its a play on words my friend. And its unfortunate that you and Paige are too uptight to play along! If you don’t want to play along, there are other playgrounds…keeps surfin’…..

    If ya’ll think I’m a thick-headed-jealous-fat-miserable-celeb-hating-freak, (“You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful.” – “Shut up, bitch! Go fix me turkey pot pie!””),…opps, sorry, “Breakfast Club” flashback…..

    Um, where was I, oh yeah…….if you and Paige think such things of me, cool, you are free to say it….perfect. Considering that you don’t know anything about me, I guess that’s the best you can do. I guess that’s the most, profound response you can deliver.

    Ya know, a reader said to me once “Your humor is not for everyone, but I like it”.

    I base my opinions on the actions of the celebs. I judge the “image” they put out there for folks like us to read. Ok. Cool. You judge me cause you don’t like that I use the words whore, and Dirty~Licious. Ok. Cool. Fair.

    If you don’t think the world needs another “snarky” or “Perez-like” blog, stop reading them. I happen to like snarky blogs and there are plenty of others in this population of over a billion who do too. And guess what, I bet some of them find a dyed pussy funny too!

  11. Jon Dough says:

    “My point with this haters is this, I just find it funny that you’re not clever enough to give your opinion “without makin’ negative assumptions about the writer”. You called me stupid, jealous, said it “sucks to be me”, etc…all because you “don’t get” or “don’t like” the humor in the overall theme of this blog.”

    This applies perfectly to you as well. Remember your “What would I do without stupid haters like you!” quip. Ah the delicious irony : P.

    “I am not hatin’ on Agy for havin’ a dyed pussy, her actions fit the overall theme of this blog and I love her for it!”

    If this:

    “I’m jealous that my curves aren’t boy-like, like Agy’s boy-like figure, and I am especially jealous that my size D-cup breasts aren’t A-cup like Agy’s….”

    is your example of “love”, I’d hate to see what your example of hate is : D

    “Um, where was I, oh yeah…….if you and Paige think such things of me, cool, you are free to say it….perfect. Considering that you don’t know anything about me, I guess that’s the best you can do. I guess that’s the most, profound response you can deliver.”

    And your most profound response is “OMFG she dyed her pussy white”? Shakespeare has nothing on you : D

    “I base my opinions on the actions of the celebs. I judge the “image” they put out there for folks like us to read.”

    That is exactly what I am doing with regards to you. If you think you deserve credit for your actions than give me some for mine : P.

    “…I simply enjoy playin’ on those words….afterall, celebs whore-it-out for the camera and they expect to get paid AND get press for what they do. Well, a “whore/prostitute” wants to get paid for her 15 minutes of service too!!”

    So are you a whore too?

  12. Mistress D says:

    Wow Jon, you are fuckin’ serious….lol…ok….

    I have no choice but to see your comments when I log into my blog…but you, you have a choice. You can choose to piss off but instead, you choose to refresh the page and take time out to respond to me. Clearly you really like me Jon. I like you too. We have a misunderstanding and well…it kinda concerns me…..

    You are putting wAAAy too much time on here Jon. Seriously dude, did you really just copy and paste in order to prove a point? You have proven nothing.

    Actually, I take that back….what you have proven is this;

    You’re not even clever enough to have noticed that I called you “stupid haters” AFTER you started with the name callin’…lol..but, its whatever. We both know that our little exchange here is not about ME. This is is about YOU and AGY.

    You’re not clever enough to know that this is a celebrity gossip blog, so I don’t need to be profound. I’m mean damn, its a fuckn’ “white pussy”….how damn profound do I have to be about it? What do you want, Jon? Poetic Pussy? Ok Jon, I’ll give you Poetic Pussy, but, can you handle it?

    Ya know, us haters need to unite…you hate me, I hate on stupid haters and certain celebs, we all need each other in order to keep the balance in this Celebrity Blogging World.

    Shit, its hard out here for a blogger. And a hater sometimes, don’t you agree?

    Oh and, You’re not even clever enough to have noticed that I gave you credit in my previous response. If you’re gonna copy and paste, copy and paste the entire text….I said…

    I base my opinions on the actions of the celebs. I judge the “image” they put out there for folks like us to read. Ok. Cool. You judge me cause you don’t like that I use the words whore, and Dirty~Licious. Ok. Cool. Fair.

    Notice, how I said, “ok. cool. and fair” – as in – “ok, its cool for you to judge me for the same reasons”………..yeah, you were too busy refreshing your page and copying and pasting that you missed that little part where I “gave you credit”.

    And lastly, you ask am I a whore?…lol..only on Sunday.

  13. Jon Dough says:

    Mwahahahaha :D

    This is so much fun : P.

    Ok, here we go:

    1) You started the name calling. All I initially said was that you were jealous and that it sucked to be you. How’s that name calling?

    2) You brought up profoundness not me. Let me refresh your memory as it is obviously a bit deficient:

    “I guess that’s the best you can do. I guess that’s the most, profound response you can deliver. ”

    Where does it say that responding to a celebrity gossip blog requires said responder to be profound : P?

    3) Life may be hard for you. It usually is for people with limited intellectual capabilities. My sincerest sympathies go out to you :D.

    4) “Ok. Cool. Fair” is your idea of credit : P? Hahahahahahaha It must be nice living in a world as simple as yours.

    5) You provided a definition of what a “whore” is. It seems that you fit that description you’ve so kindly provided. Being the nice person that I am, I was just trying to confirm this with you. And why only on Sunday? According to you being a whore is a lot of fun. Why not make it a full time enterprise ; )?

    Don’t be too hard on yourself. Humility whilst painful is a lesson best learned sooner rather than later : D.

  14. Mistress D says:

    Thank you! It pleases me to know that my vulgar rant about a celebrity makes you so mad to the point that you keep going on and on about it….keep it up, the more times you leave a comment, the more people come to read it and the more hits I get!! This is great!!! Thanks…..

  15. Jon Dough says:

    Me mad : P. Hahahahaha. Don’t flatter yourself. Speaking of flattery I honestly don’t think this blog is getting hits due to your “witty” writing or our amusing repartee. People want to see photos of Agyness naked. Hell that’s what I came here for in the first place : P.

  16. Els says:

    You two just made my day. You should try stand up comedy together. You’d be a hit.

  17. Feer says:

    Both of you made headlines, among my friends

  18. Jimminy says:

    That’s not really blonde pubes, it’s photoshopped.

  19. Monkey Man says:

    I am a Medic on a remote location in Alaska. I get paid to come out for a two week hitch and sit around, just wait for something to happen. To kill time I read and ACTUALLY REPLY to random crap on the internet. When I am home with my family and life, EVERYTHING and ANYTHING I do is more important than REPLYING TO CRAP ON THE INTERNET. so to you sad f**kers who could be doing something else and yet continue to reply to this kind of thing, wow. Even worse, not taking it seriously but trolling or baiting or whatever. Even-even worse, correcting spelling/grammer in a blog. That has always struck me as the most impotent statement about a person it’s possible to make. “Not now honey, someone is WRONG on the internet!”
    Mistress D: great site, the dyed chick is creepy-boy skinny, are you accepting proposals of marrige?
    Also: knock back a pint for me tonight. Some of that REAL Guinness we never get in the states.

  20. Mistress D says:

    I am accepting proposals of marriage proposals of marriage, but, can we get married in a pub? Something about getting married inside a bar turns me on…lol.

  21. Monkey Man says:

    Low lighting, dirty sticky floors, nasssssssssty!

  22. Mistress D says:

    LOL….Hmmm, yeah, you’re right. I forgot about the sticky floors, low lighting and the smell of vomit and farts. Ok, forget I mentioned “bar wedding”…lol

  23. Monkey Man says:

    actually I meant nasty in a good way but you make a valid point with the smell factor.
    OK, well you won’t want to come here, it’s a bit nippy right now. What about some neutral ground, maybe someplace warm?

  24. Mistress D says:

    A warm wedding…I can dig that. Well, I’m kinda fascinated with the desert but we may pass out from the heat. Hmm, ahh yes, Mexico it is!!! ;^)

  25. Anaxes says:

    Mistress D- I like it! Trashy, flashy and deliciously dirty. This is the kind of blog I REALLY want to read after a long day of administering Narcan to ignorant junkies and studying the flight manual. Gimme some sweet, juicy, shamelessly biased gossip!! Keep up the good work!

    Erm… About the marriage thing… *ahem*. :P

  26. Who Cares says:

    I’d fuck her.

  27. Alice says:

    Christ but you are a bore. And a guilt tripping jealousy obsessed one at that.

  28. Mistress D says:

    Ahh, but I inspired you to leave a comment, that says a lot.
    XOXO

  29. The Cryptkeeper says:

    Mistress D, what’s up with the fuck-tards spending precious time trying to insult you – don’t they know that shit rolls off your back like dirty condoms off a hoe? It’s really quite funny……

  30. D.R. says:

    I really don’t see a problem if someone wants to dye their pubes. She’s very attractive too, and not at all boyish (Seriously, what “boy” looks like that?!)

    I’m not sure why some Women seem to feel the need to talk badly about someone else who is obviously comfortable with their body. Isn’t that something we all should be? Comfortable with who we are?

    If she wants to dye her pubes, then great. If she doesn’t, great. Really doesn’t seem like that big of a deal.

    Nudity =/= being a whore either. Just my 2 cents..

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