A message to any female prisoner that might be reading this and finds herself bumping coochies with Khloe Kardashiho on Friday, I will pay for your commissary for a month if you can provide me with proof that Khloe is not a hermaphrodite.
Additionally, a nail file will be included inside an anonymously sent cake to your attention if you can also provide me with proof that Kim is not as boring in bed as she seems. Her sex tape with Ray J is about as exciting as popping a clitoral wart.
Khloe Kardashian will surrender Friday to begin serving 30 days in the slammer for a probation violation after a DUI. Our Ho K is speaking out, saying on her blog, “Khloe is ready and willing to serve out her sentence, no matter how long and where, and have this resolved. I urge people to learn from the mistakes of others. Please drink responsibly and it’s never acceptable to drink and drive!”
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~ by I.Am.Your.Mistress on July 15, 2008.
Posted in Kim Kardashian, Z-List Celebrities
Tags: Kim Kardashian, Z-List Celebrities
