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VIDEO: Shia LaBeouf Is A Dumb Ass
If you drink and drive you’re a dumb ass!
I learned my lesson a few years ago. I was partying hard in the Hollywood Hills, got my drunk ass behind the wheel, heading home. I lived a few blocks away so I figured I could makes it. Bad move. As I approached a red light, I had to vomit – it was coming-up quick and fast – JUST MY LUCK – a patrol car is waiting at the light. Of course, I was the first car to pull up beside the cop, with my hand covering my mouth, unable to hold it in. FUCK IT! I opened the door, stuck my head out and threw-up all over the street. Johnny Law never looked my way! I was a lucky bitch that night. I learned my lesson. I often imagine that not going my way; sharing a cell with a musty, manly bitch….yikes! I prefer getting drunk in my apartment.
Anywhore,
Shia LaBarf was arrested on suspicion of felony DUI this morning in Hollywood but he’s only being charged with a misdeamenor since the victim’s suffered minor injuries. According to TMZ, Shia made an illegal left turn in front of a car at the intersection of La Brea and Fountain on Hollywood, causing the other car to hit Shia’s and sending his car rolling over. Shia had to have surgery on his left hand today.
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