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The Circus Whore and her two future carjackers grace the current issue of OK! Magazine.

Can you believe it?!

The Cheeto laid off the orange dust and Starbucks flavored jizz long enough to give a coherent interview with the editors at OK!.

The Last time OK! tried to interview her, bitch rubbed chicken grease all over the designer gowns, but, that was after her dog shit on them. I think she may have even ran out of the interview with the gowns screaming “They’re All Going To Laugh At You!”

Which we all did. Hell, I’m still laughing at her.

Below are excerpts from the OK! interview;

Britney on her sister Jamie Lynn becoming a mother: “I was shocked a little bit. She’s always been the baby, and now the baby was having a baby. But I’m sure my boys will be like big brothers to Maddie.”

Britney on her new album: “I think it is more urban. I’m writing every day, right here at the piano in this living room. This is my best work ever.”

Britney on working with Harvey Mason Jr. of The Underdogs: “I am working with producers who are just amazing. The album is due out in the next six to nine months.”

Britney on enjoying domestic life: “I get mad if the maid does all the housework. If she takes it all into her own hands, well, what’s for me to do? I’m a cleaning fanatic. Dusting is my favorite, and Windex-ing.”

Britney on whether she cooks for her family: “I do. Usually the maid and I will cook together. Sean and Jayden love my spaghetti.”

Britney on focusing on the mommy track these days: “I’m healthy, happy and excited about the future.”