Ya know, when I traveled to Hawaii a few years ago, I was surprised to see that the hookers, unlike American street walkers, look like high class dickpires.
Hawaiian Dickpires look like they are “ready for their close-up Mr. Deville” 24/7.
Hawaiian Dickpires look Dirty~Licious, STD free and you can’t pay these sluts with crack rocks.
**word of the day: “Dickpire” (dik‘pīr‘) = a person who LOVES to suck dick and prefers to get paid to do so. Dickpire is derived from the word Vampire. Vampires like to drink blood, Dickpires like to drink cum….you get it!
Anyslurp,
Christina Aguilera was spotted in NYC on Tuesday lookin’ like she just finished her Dickpire duties for the day. I wanna find the bitch, go up to her and say; “So um, how much for you to lickey-lickey?”
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~ by I.Am.Your.Mistress on September 2, 2008.
Posted in Celebrity News/Gossip, Music News
Tags: Celebrity News, Christina Aguilera
