Cum Whore, Cum All!
I wish I could bring myself to buy tickets to this Whore’s Circus act but I don’t think the side of my brain that makes rational decisions will forgive me. It may put my ass on a permanent timeout. Besides, I’d rather stick hot marshmallows up my ass than pay to see a ho lipsynch.
Virgin Mobile USA will sponsor the upcoming Circus Whore tour. The tour, to be titled “Virgin Mobile Presents the Circus Starring Britney Spears,” features special guests The PussyCat Dolls.
The circus-themed tour is due to kick off in New Orleans on March 3, 2009 with a planned 31 dates in the United States.
“I’m thrilled to partner with Virgin Mobile on my tour,” said Britney Spears. “They will have cool opportunities for my fans and me to connect, and they’ll bring a lot of excitement to the tour.”
