Hollywood’s Murderous Spree


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I understand that the pussies who run Hollywood have no interest in producing new ideas because they don’t want to take financial risks.

I understand that the pussies who run Hollywood have ZERO interest in producing new ideas. Period.

When they’re not ripping off show/movie ideas from European filmmakers, then they’re wasting millions remaking everything in their fuckin’ vault. Oh, and inbetween these productions Judd Apatow releases comedies for goofy~frat white boys and Tyler Perry dresses up as a loud, angry Black woman for over-zealous African~American Jesus freaks.

So, the rest of us are left with remakes and sequels, and remakes of the sequels, and more sequels of the remakes of the sequels. And then some twat gets the brilliant idea to make Broadways musicals out of some of this shit.

UGH….

As if unoriginal Suits who run Hollywood haven’t ruined enough of the classics that helped define your generation, comes word that they are preparing to murder another classic, one of my all time favorite films, “The NeverEnding Story”.

I swear I’ll go postal all through Hollywood if one of the Jonas Brothers or Zac Efron is cast in the lead role.

Warner Bros. and a pair of top-tier production companies are in the early stages of a remake of the 1980s children’s fantasy classic The NeverEnding Story, says The Hollywood Reporter.

The Kennedy/Marshall Co. (The Curious Case of Benjamin Button) and Leonardo DiCaprio’s company Appian Way are in discussions with Warner Bros. about reviving the 25-year-old franchise with a modern spin.

The new film will examine the more nuanced details of the German-language novel, by Michael Ende that were glossed over in the first film.

Those familiar with the project emphasize that it is in its early stages and that writers have not been attached.

~ by I.Am.Your.Mistress on February 26, 2009.

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