Its An Early April Fool’s Joke


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Its laughable to me that Nylon picked the most popular unemployed bitch in Hollywood, Lindsay Lohan, to grace the cover of their 10th Anniversary issue. Apparently, having Lindsay on their cover is “huge”, which clearly means that no proper A-Lister would agree to whore-it-up for this mag.

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Below are excerpts from the interview.

On Having Her Picture Taken:
I love doing photo shoots… I mean, if I could just sign with IMG and do ad campaigns and model more, I’d do that… because that’s fun for me. That’s not work.

Her one Mean Girls reference:
There’s not much I can do about the fact that I’ve become a kind of tabloid obsession. I can’t change that. And yes, the websites, the gossip pages, and all of that stuff have hurt my career – they’re like the Burn Books of Hollywood… but I really don’t feel like I should have to prove myself to anyone because of living out my college years in the public eye. I’m glad everything happened the way it did.

On Britney Spears:
She’s marketed as an entertainer, which is what she is. Not necessarily as, like, an artist. And I respect that about her, cause she doesn’t want to pretend.

On her future:
I’m talking to [lots of people]. One is Sean Penn – I spoke to him again the other day. We’re trying to get Seth Rogen for this project, but Seth won’t call us back. So call us back, Seth, if you’re reading this!

~ by I.Am.Your.Mistress on March 26, 2009.

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