Dear Angelina,


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I refuse to believe this Star magazine cover story, but, in case its true, let me stress a very important fact, no sane woman BANS Brad Pitt from her bedroom or vagina, unless her name is Jennifer Aniston.

The fact that Angie would put Pitt on Pussy lockdown is laughable.

The April 6 issue of Star reports that Angie is still furious over catching Brad with one of the family nannies.

“Angie is still very angry over the nanny thing,” an insider tells Star. “Right now, the separate bedrooms arrangement seems to be the best thing for them. Brad doesn’t want to face her cold fury every night.”

Brad is so unhappy about sleeping solo that he’s even taken to “camping out” with the kids in sleeping bags inside little tents in their rooms. “He tells them it’s because Mommy’s working late again, but it’s really because she banned him from their bedroom,” the insider adds.

~ by I.Am.Your.Mistress on March 27, 2009.

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