Send This Bitch To The Unemployment Line

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VH1 is so desperate to keep the coonery in heavy rotation that they want YOU to decide where their resident Queen Coon, Tiffany Pollard, works next!!

My suggestion = send her to work for the Unemployment Development Office, so she can see what ‘real’ people who are desperate for a ‘real’ job look like. Shucking and jiving for a fake, reality~tv show is not ‘work’, Tiffany.

After realizing that she’s not talented enough or light enough to work in Hollywood, Tiffany, AKA New York, is gearing up to tackle America’s working world in New York Goes to Work, premiering Monday, May 4 at 10PM, on VH1.

Each week America will choose from a list of three possible job opportunities and vote via their mobile phones by texting which job they would like to see Tiffany try. If she can impress her new employers, she’ll receive a $5,000 bonus each week. But, if she quits, fails, or gets fired, she’ll get absolutely nothing.

Each episode will be available online at VH1.com the day after each on-air premiere.

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~ by I.Am.Your.Mistress on March 27, 2009.

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