The Two Faces Of Disturbia
Rihanna is not cooperating with prosecutors in the Chris Brown case, which is not surprising. As I type this, she’s probably drinking his Penis Colada and tellin’ him “I’m just trying to help, Ike.”.
Sources say Rihanna “wants the whole thing” to go away and isn’t helping the district attorney prepare his case against Brown for allegedly beating her to a pulp in the early hours of February 8th.
Rihanna is angry that pictures of her bruises were leaked to the press, and she’s not happy that she was quickly identified as Brown’s victim.
But Rihanna is too stupid to realize that she will forever be the poster child of battered woman who defend their alleged batterer.
UPDATE:
Contrary to the report above, the Los Angeles County District Attorney’s office says that Rihanna is being a cooperative victim, as the arraignment of Chris Brown nears.
“We deal with her attorney who says she is a cooperating victim,” Sandi Gibbons from the L.A. County D.A.’s office said.
