Beyonce Pisses Off White Folks


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It seems that “Obsessed” has managed to piss off white folks, which I find laughable.

As I’ve been raping my favorite blogs for information, I’ve stumbled across an alarming number of posts, clearly written by non-coloreds, who are PISSED at what they’re referring to as “racism” in Obsessed.

Honestly, you have to be a special kind of dumb fuck to find racism and not bullshit in this movie.

Only a racist mind would view this film as racist.

Below, I’ve listed the reoccurring complaints I’m finding on a number of blogs reporting on “Obsessed”. Its seems that whites are mad about the following…

1. A black woman kicking a white woman’s ass. Apparently, this is racist.

2. The fact the black women in the theaters were cheering Beyonce for whoppin’ that white trick is also racist. One poster even said that ALL BLACK WOMEN scream and yell back at the movie screens, which is funny because I’ve never done that! Where do they come up with this shit? Nevermind, that superior, all-knowing mind is hard to comprehend.

3. Oh, apparently, blacks suffer from an inferiority complex so this film is the Black’s way of sticking it to The Man.

4. Whites also can’t seem to wrap their mind around the fact that a successful black man, Idris, would turn down the throbbing, wet pussy of a white woman. By not allowing him to taste her garden of eden, this is the black woman’s way of reminding the white woman to “back away from the black dick or a black trick will kill you”. It seems that whites find this racist because a successful black man only wants a white woman.

5. Whites also think that Idris’ character got his executive job through Affirmative Action and not through hard work, brains and determination.

6. Are you laughing yet? No? Maybe this will help, I’ve also seen comments suggesting that Obama is to blame for inspiring this move which fails at uniting the races.

7. (I’m assuming a non-colored) reviewer said that the message of this film is clear and that is: “White women are slutty, whorish, psychotic, sex-starved loons, while Black women like Beyonce are classy, genuine ladies.”

8. And yet another reviewer said: “You know the stereotype of how black people cannot be quiet in a movie theatre. I’m afraid the stereotype is 100 percent true. I was surrounded by a lot of black women who were very much vocally rooting for Beyonce when she was punching out the “white bitch” who was trying to steal her man.”

9. Lastly, and this is the part that really annoys the whites, they think all the white characters in the movie are purposely portrayed as stupid. They’re wondering where the typical white hero is? I can understand their anger with this one, afterall, we know that all whites are the smartest, most intellectual beings on the planet. Don’t believe me, just ask the Craigslist Killer!!!

To my white brothas and sisters who are mad at the little black film that was made on a weave budget, CALM DOWN, you can’t win ‘em all!!

~ by I.Am.Your.Mistress on April 27, 2009.

2 Responses to “Beyonce Pisses Off White Folks”

  1. You know, all these people writing those complaints remind me of the people in the neighborhood I voter canvassed over the weekend. Sorry about that dirtywhoreleb– I must have pissed them off so bad that they all wanted to go and see the movie and right shit about it.

  2. Ah-ha, so you’re to blame for all this hate!!!

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