Smells Like A ‘Secondary Virgin’ Chipmunk
Has Miley caught chlamydia from a bycyle yet?
Had she made a sex tape with her creepy father, yet?
Wake me when that happens because then she’ll be interesting.
In the meantime, this is yet another post dedicated to my #1 fan who goes by the name of MistressDIsAMoron, (who I suspect is really Miley or her perverted father).
Here’s your precious 20-year-old-penis sucker Miley at the “Hannah Montana: The Movie” premiere in Munich, Germany on April 25th.













