Bruno Is GQ’s Whore Of The Month
Sacha Baron Cohen, as the character Bruno, whores~it~up on the July cover of GQ magazine. Below are excerpts from the interview which you can read in full HERE.
On the benefits of “manscaping”:
It’s more zan okay; it is most essential. Be careful if you do it yourself, though–yesterday ich tried to self-wax mein arschenhaller und glued meinself to ze bed. Manscaping ist important, but not as crucial as getting regular anal bleaching.
On where to store an iPhone:
Vhat ein stupid question. Keep it in your assistant’s pocket, obwiously.
On the President’s style:
Firstly, ich vant to say zat I find Obama an inspiration–it gives me great hope zat, after years of struggle, someone can at last get to ze White House, despite being incredibly hot. On ze other hand, it’s slightly disappointing that he needed zat beard, Michelle, to help him–but vone shtep at a time.
On groom’s attire for a heterosexual wedding:
If Brüno vas about to be married to a voman, I’d be vearing a noose.
Sacha soaked in a bubble bath of flamboyance before attending the French premiere of “Bruno” in Paris yesterday, and I’m lovin’ how the chocolate thunder standing behind him is looking all types “I like vagina sometimes too.”
“Bruno,” is scheduled for release July 10th.
