Dear Perez Hilton….
Damn,
I got all types of love letters for dumb ho’s today!
Here’s my love letter to Whorez Hilton AKA PussyBoy.
Dear Perez,
Before I begin, let me be honest, I use to be a BIG FAN of your site, but that was back in the day when you were craving to lick the crusty jizz out of Paris Hilton’s panties. Once you finally licked and swallowed her crustaceans, you and your blog became boring.
Now that you’re a ‘celebrity’, you take yourself way too seriously and your posts are not as biting (or as fun) as they use to be, ya see, this is what happens when celebrity bloggers become what they blog about. You started the SNARK but quickly took the fun out of it with your nauseating celebrity ass kissing, and, honestly, no one gives a fuck about your dog, Teddy.
Here’s my point, you are a fuckin’ hypocrite. You are now EVERYTHING you USE to hate about celebrity. I recently read that you’re a failed actor, so your behavior is typical. If Attention Whore had a hard~on I’d pay it to rape bang you hard, with no lube, no condom, no warning. You’d like it, and you’d blog about it.
The fact that you referred to Will.i.am as a thug is laughable, (did I miss something, when has Will ever been considered a thug?). Is it because he’s black that you referred to him as a thug? I know what you really are = a misogynist and racist.
I bet you really wanted to call Will.i.am a nigger, but since u were surrounded by the coloreds, (I saw the video of the incident), you chose a ‘safe’ word, the only word you could identify with.
You may remember me, a few years ago I sent you a nasty email about you being an embarrassment to the gay community and my dislike of your tone and attitude specifically about the black women you posted. Back then, your racism had a tight grip around my throat and all a bitch wanted to do was BREATHE WITH EASE while reading your blog. I’ve noticed that since my email, you’ve toned down your hate towards black women. Now, I’m not suggesting that my email had anything to do with that, but I thank you for refraining from posting all the colors of your gay KKK wardrobe on your site.
The fact that you called Will.i.am a faggot in order to provoke him to hit you proves what a hypocrite you are. Had Will hit you, you would have made a video about him being a gay basher, and called for folks to boycott the Peas music.
Hell, it wasn’t that long ago that you gave Isaiah Washington a hard time for calling that fag TR Knight a fag.
And the way you treated Ms. California…..
You’re so quick to lash out at homophobes but you’re also QUICK to out gays on your site, post compromising photos on gays on your site and use a derogatory word to get attention for blog hits.
The picture of you above makes me LOL, while I don’t condone violence, you got what you deserved. You talk shit, u wanna be a respected hardass? Well, man-up and expect the consequences that follow. Stop whining and crying like a pussy on camera. You gets no sympathy from me. Yes, I meant to say GETS!!
But, I have an idea, instead of selling that lame book of yours and your Forever 21 clothes on your site, why not bottle your hypocrisy and sell it to your lame~along gang of fans and media types who adore you.
XOXO
Mistress D
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I have never left a blog comment in my life and it is part of my job to check blogseveryday and I do mean check blogs!!!!!! At least 30 differant sites a day to keep up with the drama, your letter was well written and I believe it really spoke to the issues at hand. Thank you for saying (typing) what therest of us were all feeling.