LMFAO, And I Know I Shouldn’t

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Ya’ll….LOL…..

CHILE!!

I need to go to bed. I need to get my ass off the Internet and GO TO BED because when I read the headline below I laughed so hard I popped a zit.

BTW: I typed in “peeing in the closet” into Google and got the picture above.

“Man Urinating While Sleepwalking Stabbed”

The Kansas City Star reports that a 24-year-old male suffered a stab wound to his face and shoulder after his girlfriend stabbed him. Girlfriend says she awoke to find her boyfriend urinating in the closet. He was intoxicated when he arrived at his apartment several hours earlier. Police said the man has a history of sleepwalking and ignored his girlfriend’s repeated efforts to wake him up.

He pushed her out of the way as he walked toward the kitchen, she reportedly became scared so she grabbed a knife and cut his ass. He sustained non-life threatening injuries.

~ by I.Am.Your.Mistress on June 25, 2009.

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