Toss It Back Into The Ocean
Remember in The Color Purple when Mista cooked Shug Avery breakfast and that shit was burnt, on fire and totally inedible? That’s what Lindsay Lohan looked like at her her 23rd birthday bash at Wet Republic at the MGM Grand Resort Hotel Casino on June 27th. This not so fresh catch of the day has a bit of Mista on it and a sprinkle of Mrs. Has~Been. In other words, this bitch looks like the kind of scratch~n~sniff sticker that you’d put on someone’s STD test results.
Lohan’s sometimes clit licker Ronson was not at the bash but she sent her ladylove a Twitter that said:
“Have fun.”.
Lohan’s reply was warm: “Thanks baby!”
In related news, Lindsay and Ryan Gaycrest are developing a TV show together. Unfortunately, the TV show won’t prove to us that she’s more than a pharmacy and part-time lesbian.
About the project, Gaycrest wrote on Twitter. “Still putting it all together.”
Lohan also mentioned details of the pair’s new project on her Twitter page: “Working on a really great project for television – I am excited!” she tweeted. “Something meaningful like Extreme Home Makeover on ABC… :)”
The focus of the untitled television series will be on people who are on the wrong track and are given $1 million dollars to have a second chance. While I’m sure she wanted to be a contestant, Lohan is reportedly set to be a judge on a panel of judges who hear contestant’s stories.
