Shannon Dumps Twick On Twitter
There use to be a time when I would have played sit and spin on my strap-on with Shannon Elizabeth, but now, not so much. She use to be hot in that All American Whore kind of way. Now, she looks like her vagina smells like emo. Does she hide Kristen Stewart in that thang?
Shannon Elizabeth and her twick dick, Derek Hough, decided to make their recent breakup public by announcing it on Twitter. They posted very similar messages so everyone would know that they were no longer an item.
Shannon: “Hi everyone-we wanted you all to know directly from us that Derek & I have decided to end our relationship as boyfriend & girlfriend…”
Derek: “Hi everyone ,we wanted you all to know directly from us, that Shannon & I have decided to end our relationship as boyfriend & girlfriend…”
And you thought Twitter was only for Tweeting Twats.
Here’s Shannon at Nylon Magazine’s TV Issue launch party in West Hollywood on August 24th.












