Megan Fox Is Catwoman
The frat boy’s Angelina Jolie has been cast to ruin my wet dream. Megan Fox has signed up to play Catwoman in the next Batman movie. Yes, I know many of you are washing your privates now in anticipation for the day that you get to stand in that long ass line at your local cineplex. But, this is not about you, this is about me.
Sure, I think Fox is hot, but as we know, she can’t act her way out of a acting. Then again, a catwoman doesn’t have to act. She simply does what any wet pussycat in heat would do: purr on that Bale cock while wearing something tight, black and leather. Ya see, this is why she has ruined my wet dream!! Its suppose to be me purring on Bale!!…… Your God is cruel.
Production on Batman begins in 2010 with a release date in 2011.
UPDATE:
Word on the Skeet is Megan has not been cast as Catwoman.
“It’s rumor. It’s not true,” said a Warner Bros studio rep. “There is no script. There is no project to be cast in.”
