Lindsay’s Desperate Act For Attention
Lindsay Lohan has been whining and twitting all week that someone SHE KNOWS broke into her house and stole some shit. She says she knows who broke~in because they didn’t take any electronics, they only took things that a certain old friend knows are precious to her. And by old friend she means her stoned self.
Here’s how it went down, stoned Lindsay broke into her own house and stole some shit to use as payment to get her drugs off layaway. When the drug hazed cleared, sober Lindsay noticed some of her valuables were gone so she took to Twitter to play detective.
Above is the surveillance video outside her Hollywood Hills home showing the 3 burglary suspects. The hooded individual is mighty suspect. If the aroma of burnt meth pipes, spray~on tan and butch lesbian is leaking through your computer too, then YUP, one of these losers is Lindsay.
Police have released CCTV images of the three burglary suspects, check out the image below = Lindsay much?
