The Palefish Pharmacy
If you ever want to sample the offerings of every pharmaceutical drug commercial ever made, just spread wide the legs of Kelly Osbourne and scratch~sniff~and lick because I’m sure her vag tastes like Michael Jackson’s medicine cabinet.
Kelly has opened up about her drug addiction, which left her popping up to 50 pills a day and going weeks without washing.
She says: “I was trying to be strong, so I took Vicodin to hide the terrible sadness. I was waking up and emptying six Vicodin into my hand. Soon I was taking 50 pills a day. Most people would overdose on 10.”
After several failed stints in rehab, her parents sent her to UCLA Medical Institution in Los Angeles, where she was held on a psychiatric ward.
“I was so frightened, it was full of crazy people. As I curled up in a ball the air was filled with ear-piercing screams. I didn’t leave my room for five days. It’s one of the scariest things I have ever done.”
She moved to London where she managed to resist prescription pills, but after returning to L.A. last October to film the family’s flop TV show “The Osbournes Reloaded,” she found herself falling back into old habits.
She adds, “I wasn’t prepared for the speed of my downward spiral. Within a month I wasn’t showering or brushing my teeth and my only relationship was with the pizza delivery man. The fact I didn’t die is a miracle.”
But she admits every day is a battle: “If I think about relapsing again, I want to cry. I’m realistic. For the first time, I’ve learned my biggest lesson: there’s strong chance I will relapse. But because I recognise that, I feel like I’ve got the strength to fight it.”
You can watch Kelly on season 9 of Dancing With The Stars on ABC, Sept. 21st.
