Dirty Ho Of The Day: Amber From ANTM
Did you watch America’s Next Top Model last night?
I downed a bottle of make it go away before the show, so the two hour premiere wasn’t as painful as it could have been, had I been of sound mind.
I’m routing for two of Tyra’s midgets, Sundai and the socially awkward Nicole. I’m diggin’ Nicole because I can relate to her. She’s an artist who’d rather get lost in her thoughts than engage in mindless chatter with the ordinary. I like Sundai because she’s adorable and articulate.
But, the gem of the show is God’s shining light in the video above. This bitch is all types of ex-wild child forced into a Camp Jesus Cult in order to save her soul from damnation. At one point during the show, someone asked her if she liked ridin’ cock (they didn’t use those exact words), Amber said she use to have sex but not anymore because she’s a Christian and that being horny burning sensation down there is for Jesus, not for another man…..it takes an ex~slut to say stupid shit like that.
Unfortunately, for mysterious ‘personal reasons’, God’s shining light quit the show, so she will provide the comic relief this season :-(
