Wake Me When She’s Puttin’ Out
A friend was just telling about a wedding she’s attending over the weekend. The bride and groom are fundamental Christians, they don’t party, they don’t do drugs, they are both in their late 20′s and neither have had sex.
Sounds like the ultimate nightmare, don’t it?
Can you imagine, marrying a sober virgin?
I told her that if I had to choose between being single for the rest of my life or settling with a virgin, I’d go to my grave with webs in my pussy. Ain’t nothing a virgin dick can do for me but point me in the direction of the fool that’s slayin’ bitches.
With that said, here’s the alleged proud member of the ‘Jesus Keeps Me Tight’ club, Jordin Sparks, at the “Drinks Milk For A Change” campaign on Sept. 23. Jordin launched her billboard and performed for prude fans. I’m just sayin’, you gotta be a prude if you like virgins, right?
