Ride His Friendly Vanilla Sky

Xenu ans his Robot Holmes were snapped with their adorable daughter Suri and Xenu’s son Connor heading to lunch at Charley’s Saloon in Boston, Massachusetts on Oct. 4.
Xenu is in town filming “Wichita” with Cameron Diaz.
In the film, Cameron plays a woman set up on a blind date with Xenu who is a federal agent, pulling Cameron into a “violent worldwide journey to protect a powerful battery that holds the key to an infinite power source,” according to The Hollywood Reporter.
Jay Leno recently asked Xenu: “What are you better at? Flying or sex?”
“I try to excel in all areas and I’ve never been asked for a refund,” Xenu answered. “[Sex with me] is like flying.”
Can you imagine?
















