The Pied Pederass Needs Hooked on Phonics
This is not surprising, R. Kelly claims that despite his musical talents, he can’t read and barely made it through grade school. But I bet he can read and write ‘holla back, youngin’.
Hmm, I wonder if he likes lemonade. Pedophiles love lemonade, and iced tea.
“When I was trying to make it out here, I already knew, and I was stubborn about it,” he said. “I don’t even read really and I’m not afraid to say that. My cousins and brothers used to tease me ‘you can’t even read right. How you think you’re going to come up?
“The only reason I graduated from grammar school is because I had a great jump shot. I went to high school and [my teacher] told me ‘you will one of the greatest writers of all time.’ I believed. You [have to] believe it. You can’t believe [anything] if you’re hating. You can’t achieve [anything] if you’re hating.”
