Kanye Hiding In India?
Word on the Skeet is that ya boy Kanye is seeking refuge in India. Hopefully he’ll emerge with a 30~year~old Bollywood virgin. A pimp can dream.
When ordinary people drink too much crazy, we lock ourselves in our bedroom with a prayer and a glass of holy water that we use to wash the scent of our sins from off our fingertips. When celebrities drink too much crazy, they leave their homeland in order to seek enlightenment from those who are less fortunate.
“Kanye might do some dumb things, but he’s smart,” said one source close to West. “He knows he needs to come back from this break changed, and that isn’t going to happen at some rehab overlooking the ocean. He goes to India, he has a chance to come back seeming like he learned something from what happened.”
Sources within the West camp say there’s no plan yet for him to step back into the spotlight soon any time soon. Not only did he cancel his tour with Lady GagGag, but he’s also scrapped plans to perform a New Year’s Eve show at Madison Square Garden.
