Bust, Plant, Grow
Sometimes I want kids, but then I realize that you have to talk to them and feed them and well, I can’t be bothered with all that.
If this news of Mariah being knocked-up by Nick is true, can’t say that I’m excited about it. Congrats to them, hope they have a healthy baby. But because they are so boring as a couple, I’m thinking that the birth of a hemorrhoid is more exciting.
Anytime I hear that the Saint Jolie is knocked-up, my vagina posts a ‘Do Not Disturb’ sign on my lips and immediately goes into hibernation. Wait a sec….now this bitch has posted a ‘In The Event Of An Emergency Call Planned Parenthood’ sign on my lips. This bitch really throws a tantrum when she thinks about babies. I should go and calm this bitch down before she shuts down services for good. I’d hate to go without a lube job before Spring.
