Dirty Quote Of The Day
Officials are scrambling to figure out how to rescue a 6-year-old boy who climbed into a homemade balloon before it floated away.
UPDATE: This bad ass little boy has been found. He didn’t float away in the balloon like the gullible media and police thought. He was hiding out in the attic of his family’s garage.
“He’s been there the whole time,” said a sheriff’s department official.“He was hiding in a cardboard box in the attic above the garage.”
