Lohan, You ARE The Father!
Some bitches pick up the phone to reach out to their troubled loved ones, some prefer to hash out their problems over a good meal, others whore~it~up on the Maury Povich show, like Michael Lohan, who used the trashtastic platform (last Friday) to make a passionate plea to his pill~poppin’ daughter Lindsay, who is currently seeking a restraining order against him.
“There’s nothing left of her. I was out in L.A. with her about three weeks ago when she got robbed,” he said. “She called me up at 3:30 a.m. and said, ‘Daddy, come out here.’ I flew out and couldn’t even look at her. I had to go outside and cry. When I hugged her, it’s just a hollow, hollow person.”
“Lindsay, I love you with all my heart and … I am not going to bury you,” Michael said. “You’re going to bury me before this is over. I will do anything and everything I have to to save your life…You’re not in the right state of mind.”
Word on the Skeet is that Lindsay will file a restraining order against her father within in the next two days.
Lindsay fears her estranged father because he’s considering kidnapping her and waterboarding her ass back to sobriety.
