Because Ho’s Need To Eat Too

As hot as Amber Rose is, I hate that she’s invited to Hollywood events, as if she’s an important decision maker. The only decisions this bitch makes are ‘what to wear’, ‘dick or snatch’ and ‘spit or swallow’. I make these same decisions daily and I don’t get invited to red carpet events. I can even spin around and keep the dick still inside (thanks Trina for teaching a bitch how to do that ;-)).
That’s who should be at this event, Trina, not Amber. Trina actually provides service for ho’s worldwide. She’s like UPS, United Pussy Service. Amber is like DHL = Dyke Hung Ho Low (no offense to my dykes, I just think Amber is a Tricky Trick).
Riddle Me This, why is Amber referred to as a model? What does she model, fame whorin’ and BBD’s?
She’s too fat for real modeling and too skinny to be a plus size model.
I keep telling you talentless white chicks to take note, if you want fame and fortune, you better go snatch you up a black douche with a big ego.
Here’s model and BBD muffer, Amber Rose at the 16th Annual ELLE Women in Hollywood Tribute held at the Four Seasons Hotel on October 19 in Beverly Hills.














Can we just do with her what we do to most things old and of no use to us? I mean, really?! Is there like a Salvation Army for the culturally challenged ho’s? Better yet, she should just find the shady side of a tree and retire…from what? not sure yet, but just go and be gone. Amber Rose? I think not. That name leads one to believe that she is vibrant and full of life as well as beauty. No love. No love.
The SnaXXX now deems her Dusty Moss. Go forth with your new name and that same lame ass game, Dusty Moss. Oh shiznittah!!! I feel a sneeze coming on! I am allergic to the likes of chicks like this.
LMFAO!!!!
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