When Cougars Attempt Halloween
Daryl Hannah and some chick with a familiar mug attended the 16th Annual Dream Halloween event lookin’ like they crawled out of a moldy crock pot of “Bitch, Try Again”.
Most of us proper sluts use Halloween for ho hunting and gathering. We dress up more whorey than usual and prowl for victims that we can force feed Roofies to, who will later service our sexual needs for the night.
While I’m sure the fug mug is dressed up like a Dirty Dorothy lost on the True Blood set, Daryl missed the mark. Is the bitch a vampy granny or is she trying to get the attention of the casting directors for Cougar Town?
