Artificial Sperm And Eggs = Artificial Children
If you’re spending a lot of time in a lab tryin’ to take the sex out of sex, then clearly you’re not having sex. This explains why a group of souless fucks have taken the joys out of baby makin’ by going into a lab, mixing some shit in a tube a discovering that you can create a baby without the dick and pussy ever having to meet. BOO-RING!!
No one really wants kids. They just kinda pop up after he pulls out. That’s the fun of fuckin’. Being surprised. No one really likes surprise sex, it just happens. Kinda like when you tell him to warn you before he cums in your mouth, he never does. But you like it anyway. Surprise!
Where am I going with this? I don’t know…..
While I often enjoy the company of a fake dick, I certainly don’t want a child created from one. But let me not speak too soon. There may come a time in my life where I can’t pay a dick to screw me into the cornfield, and my eggs will be drier than Courtney Love’s bank account, so I may need to buy a fake baby or two. Hopefully government assistance will still be available then. Why take care of my fake babies myself when I can get the fake government to do it, right?
A lot of girls take pride in sayin’ to their dude: ‘Surprise, You The Daddy!’
Now these same chicks can look at the dude she wants to claim one day and be on his back porch the next holding a baby that wasn’t made with her eggs or his sperm. Can she still say ‘Surprise, You The Daddy’ and still get child support? In this country, probably yes.
Bitches, there may be a artificial baby clause in Obama’s confusing Healthcare bill.
I’m afraid it gets worse. Poor Maury Povich will have to take his YOU ARE THE FATHER! act to the rejected guests line of the Jerry Springer Show if this artificial baby trend becomes the new black.
Human eggs and sperm have been grown in the laboratory in research which could change the face of parenthood.
It paves the way for a cure for infertility and could help those left sterile by cancer treatment to have children who are biologically their own.
But it raises a number of moral and ethical concerns. These include the possibility of children being born through entirely artificial means, and men and women being sidelined from the process of making babies.
Opponents argue that it is wrong to meddle with the building blocks of life and warn that the advances taking place to tackle infertility risk distorting and damaging relations between family members.
