New Music: The Pied Pederast

In the opening line of his new song Echo, R.Kelly sings “I called your boss and he knows you ain’t comin’ in today….”
Umm, huh?
Is he trying to convince me that he fucks chicks who are old enough to work legally?
And this nigga is yodeling on the track!? I’m done. Clearly there must be a young snatch drought in Chicago.








