This Bitch…..
Most girls go all out to dress-up like a whore for Halloween, or should I say HOlloween. Not Tyra. She just dresses-up as herself and claims she’s someone else.
Ya’ll know I LOVE HOlloween. If I could trick and treat naked I totally would. But that would result in me tryin’ to trick a cop with my treat in order to avoid arrest. I’d rather bob for booze than bob for bail.
Tyra Banks Fakes, who has a history of handling discussions of race poorly on her show, dressed up as Kim Kardashian for Friday’s HOlloween episode of the Tyra Fakes Show.
HOlloween Tip: Don’t dress-up like a ho-in-progress for HOlloween. HOlloween is the night you’re supposed to release your inner whore, smother her with the type of love you have for that spoiled stepchild you don’t really want, all while giving her the be-safe chat before dressin’ her up like a cross between a Bunny Ranch doll and a hoodrat. Your inner whore must be original from concept to execution. You might want to even create your inner whore a Facebook page. Give that bitch some friends so she can really set the night off right!
Tyra was inspired to dress-up in whiteface for her show because she made the losers on America’s Next Top Model wear blackface for a photoshoot in Maui. This is her idea of HOlloween, whiteface and a black wig. Not much of a stretch when you consider that she wears whiteface and a wig everyday. Actually, she needs a more whiteface. I’m not buyin’ it unless she adds more whiteface, damn it!!
The way I see it, Tyra is using HOlloween as an excuse to showcase her obsession with our former Ho K.
I fucking love the title!!! LoL!!! I can hear you saying it!! LOL!!!