MTV Europe Music Awards Pics
My Lawd, Beyonce.
She’s wearing a blindfold and my favorite shade of ‘yeah, I fuck’ red. She wore this for me. Obviously, she reads my blog and she wants me to dig her out. I can dig it, and lick it. If there’s a little hair on it, I’ll put a ring on it too.
MTV held some sort of awards show in Berlin tonight, I watched it live on the net and it was about as exciting as eating fried boogers. Don’t tell me you never tried that.
Juliette Lewis, Katy Perry, Joss Stone, Leona Lewis and a bunch of other sluts whored~it~up at the show. I’m only posting their pics because you may care about them.
Katy played host. I think. She received an awful lot of screenage, and the only two times that I actually payed attention to her, she was dry humping a piano and comparing dicks to high~heel shoes. I’m sure that’s all I was meant to see of her, and I’m content with that. She’s kind of a ho bore.
As far as I’m concerned, when Beyonce left the stage, the show should have ended.
Below is her performance, along with her dick supplier’s. I’m sure these will be removed from YouTube in 3, 2, 1….
