50 Covers XXL (Dec/Jan Double Issue)
Oddly, I’m rediscovering 50′s hottness.
I use to have the major hots for 50, then years ago that subsided, but lately he’s been lookin’ all types of Dirty~Licious and I want to stick my finger in it. He looks like the type that likes to be fingered while being sucked off.
I think I just created a new catchy phrase for you sluts. *If You Like It Then You Should Have Stuck Your Finger In It*
….Aww, nothing says I LOVE YOU like a proper finger bang.
I watched a recent interview of 50 where I realized that I’ve been underestimating his sense of humor, which makes me appreciate him more. Funny guys have a easier time getting inbetween my thighs.
If your name is 50 Cent, Listen, I know I’ve talked shit about you many times on this blog, but please know that I have peeled back my previous weed clouded mind and now I realize, once again, that you can totally take me!
