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Something happens to a lot of sluts once you say I DO and pop out a few crumb crunchers.
Marriage and kids seems tells your hotness to take a hike!
Some women can maintain the sexy while playin’ wifey and strolling through Motherhood, others use it as an excuse to let themselves go.
Not that I’ve ever poked Nicole Richie with the tip of my I want to hit it and quit it stick, but she use to be kinda cute. And by USE TO BE I mean that period between her chunky MethHead days and the 2nd season of The Simple Life.
WTF has happened to her now? I’ll tell you what: Joel Madden and full cervix dilation. Not that either are bad on their own, but when the two meet you kinda get Gollum on laundry day.
Here’s Gollum lookin’ like she just rolled out of a disposable lint catcher at the March of Dimes Celebation of Babies in Los Angeles on Nov. 7th.
