Garbage Bag Girls: Selita Ebanks Edition
Selita Ebanks attended the Christopher & Dana Reeve Foundation 19th Annual ‘A Magical Evening’ Gala in New York City on Nov. 9.
There’s not enough Selita in my world. I forget about her until moments like this. She’s kinda like that Happy Place you go to when you’re feelin’ down. But don’t stay there too long because the memory of her milking Nick’s Cannon will slowly creep in and scar you.
I don’t know why I think Nick is a lame. I’m sure he’s a cool guy. Too bad his coolness doesn’t translate well on camera.
Today I saw a hot chick eating the type of meal that greedy sluts like me tend to devour on a daily. I remember thinking that she’s so hot, she would look good eating out of dumpster while wearing a Hefty Garbage bag. That inspired a new series we’re starting here on the blog!
And by WE’RE, I’m referring to the horny voices in my head.
As often as we can, we’ll profile a chick so hot, she’d look good wrapped in a garbage bag layin’ on your bed and eating fried Twinkies dipped in hot sauce. Can you dig it?
Oh, and in case you missed Selita’s Super Dirty~Licious HOlloween costume……
