VIDEO: Preview Beyonce The Gag’s ‘Video Phone’
Is this preview supposed to melt my panties? Like, seriously. WTF is this?
Beyonce walking in slow mo with a trail of male whores is hardly innovative.
I’m not expecting the Video Phone video to blow me away. I’m expecting Beyonce and The Gag to simply out whore each other. Based on the clip above, I can already tell that Beyonce is wearing to many clothes. Epic Fail.
Speaking of Ready to Wear, my sponsors this weekend were Hennessy mixed with Red Bull and a side of Magic Mushrooms.
At some point during my Trip, I watched Cadillac Records. Now, either I was stoned as hell or Cadillac Records was phenomenal. You let me know.After it was over I was ready to buy the soundtrack and write the producers a thank you letter.
I expected a Ready to Wear performance by Beyonce. Ya know, Ready to Wear me out with her lack of acting. Surprisingly, I think she did a nice job.
The moral of my non-story is, if you haven’t seen Cadillac Records, Netflix that bitch, bitches!
