Cheap Trick In Aisle 69
Damn, I’m getting old. Even though I’m Forever 21 in my heart, my knees feel like Katy Perry’s dress looks: like a cheap, used tampon.
You know its over girls when you can no longer drop to your knees.
If Frederick’s of Hollywood fucked Victoria’s Secret, this dress that Katy Perry wore to the to host The Samsung Behold II Premiere launch event in LA last night would be their aborted mistake. Clearly they left their little mistake in the dumpster behind Chuck E. Cheese, where Katy discovered it while searching for some talent.
Where’s a Tranny to slap some style into a bitch when you really need one!?
