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I want to make a believer out of Christina Ricci.

I want her to believe that she can be the Thelma to my Louise.

We can travel cross~country setting Miley Cyrus concerts ablaze.

We can go into PinkBerry and get the Fruit Parfait Animal Style. She can eat it while I caress her hair.

I can buy a couple of cucumber’s to use to test the new TROJAN Ultra Ribbed ECSTASY condoms on her. She can eat them afterwards while I caress her hair. Bitch needs to eat.

Ahh, fantasies are like a paycheck. You gotta one!

Ricci looked amazing at the National Arts Club’s Medal of Honor for Film Dinner in NYC on Nov. 18, which honored Oscar-winning director Ang Lee and Oscar-nominated screenwriter James Schamus with the Medal of Honor.