I Understand Now…..
The person who signs her checks often reminds The Gag that she’s not cute, so its best to wear her emotions (literally) in order to distract the undilated eye. I totally understand now.
I’ve watched YouTube videos of The Gag performing as her plain, ordinary self, Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, and I enjoy her. I wouldn’t mind sipping a cold glass of sin with Stefani. However, The Gag is distracting because she’s constantly whispering in my ear how genuinely fake and manufactured she is. All I hear are clothes when The Gag performs. And all I see is leftovers when she poses.
The Leftover Poser singed copies of her Fame Monster, and I’m not talkin’ about her tuck job, at Best Buy in LA last night.
In case you missed her performance on Leno last night, check it out below before the YouTube Nazis remove it. Actually, if they remove these two videos, go watch Stefani Germanotta.
