Garbage Bag Girls: Halle Berry Edition
Raise your hand if you would like to replace the worm at the bottom of a bottle of tequila with Halle’s Berry and swallow that shit like its the blood of Christ?
You too? Well, stand in line, sluts.
It doesn’t look like Halle’s beauty is retiring anytime soon, and that’s too bad because I wish it would go sell itself on the Home Shopping Network so I can buy it in time for New Years Eve. I need to showcase myself something proper that night. I view NYE as the last night of the year you’re to ride that dusty dick off into the sunset and leave it on the horizon for kennel to clean up. You GOTS, (yes, GOTSSSS), to bring in the new year with fresh jizz around your mouth and a sore body part that you didn’t know could be used for freakin’!!
Here’s Halle at the Hollywood Reporter’s Annual Women in Entertainment Breakfast in Beverly Hills on Dec. 4.
The Hollywood Reporter has launched a mentorship program in partnership with Big Brothers Big Sisters of Greater Los Angeles that will connect young women from the inner city with female entertainment executives.
The Women in Entertainment Mentorship Program was unveiled Friday morning at THR’s annual WIE Breakfast and in the paper’s Power 100 special issue, on newsstands today.
