Elin Woods Moves Out Of The Ho House
Now that 10 whores have dripped out of Tiger’s tip, his wife Elin has moved out of their house.
You read that correctly, 10 whores (and counting) have peeled Tiger’s crusty Ambien jizz off their labia and mailed it to any tabloid that’ll buy them a KFC Famous Bowl.
BTW – why are all his whores fugly skanks? Many claim that Tiger dicked them without using a condom, nor did he bother askin’ if they were on the pill. Which leads me to hope that Whore #11 comes forth holding his Cablasian bastard love child –> JACKPOT!
Tiger’s dick said “fuck diggin’ out that professional ho who’ll keep an anagram of your named filed in her Little Black Book.”
Tiger’s dick prefers that G.E.D Ho –> Good Enough to Dick.
That Good Enough to Dick pussy may have a missing tooth or two, an abortion hole in her ass, which she serves cheap beer out of, and that’s ok for Tiger. If she’s white, or orange, likes to kiss and tell and smells like an athlete’s locker room, Tiger’s wood will hit it!
Word on the Skeet is Elin’s mom has arrived into the country and has helped Elin move out of Tiger’s House of HOrrors and into a house near their Windermere, Fla. home.
One of Tiger’s whores claims that Tiger sexed her in the house/bed he shared with his wife, while another one of his whores claims that Tiger told her that his marriage to Elin was a publicity stunt. In other words, the white folks who pull his strings told him that if he wants other white folks to like him, especially the rich ones who serve as sponsors and shit, he’d better marry buy a blonde and plant that bitch on the sideline. Tiger did as he was told but went ho huntin’ afterwards.
My advice to Elin is: Cash out, bitch. You’re still young and hot so take half his money, like a good girl is suppose to, and go marry a super~delicious white guy who’ll help you spend it and raise your Cablasian babies!
GReat right up…..ha…. spot on