Road Trip!!
Every day I think about hiring a male ho to ride hard and throw away like a used piece of Dollar Store tissue.
I’m just as horny, if not hornier, than your average man, but it’s hard opening my legs up for business to the average man because the average man is like a warm cup of flat beer that’s been left out on the counter at the Frat House for a week.
I know some of you ladies have experienced moments where you’ve wanted to approach a strange man and ask him for a vaginal tune up and oil change, but fear and rejection prevented you from releasing your inner whore. You think its unlady~like to ask a ho for a dickin. Sometimes I think so too. So I’ll admit that I’m guilty of givin’ up the ass to the Flat Beer Frat Dick. But, ladies after you’re done reading this post, you’ll be happy to know that your Flat Beer Frat Dick servicing days are over!
We don’t really want to deal with The Thing that’s attached to The Dick. Most ladies prefer if The Thing attached shuts up while its BFF (The Dick) services our perversion.
Speaking of dicks, I think Tiger Woods has a small one and is bi-sexual, but that’s another blog, just remind me to Go There. I’m using his pic in this post because he’s a full service brothel, ain’t he? Tiger is that on~call Brothel. All you have to do is call his house number and tell him to meet you by the cigarette machine at Bennigan’s. But be warned, he’s obviously workin’ with a small one. I suspect his golf stroke is better than his dick stroke. But I’ll wait for his twink lover to cum out and confirm that.
Ladies, how often do you daydream about a well hung piece who will please you sexually without talking too much? Ya know, cause the minute he says something stupid, which is bound to happen, the thrill is gone. Right?
Well, ladies, daydream about the silent lover no more because opening soon in Las Vegas will be a brothel full of dicks to pick for pleasing.
My birthday is next month and if this male brothel is open you can find me camped outside it around the 15th-17th of Jan. (birthday weekend).
I’m saving my pennies now. I want a vanilla flavored peen and a coco flavored peen. The best thing about this Male Ho Service is they ain’t expecting nothing in return but money. There will be none of that “I’ll go down on you if you go down on my first” talk. The only words I want my peens to utter are “What position you want to do next?”
I’m lookin’ forward to sayin’ to a ho: “Bitch, I’m paying you to shut the fuck up and eat my pu$$y. And give me a rim job while you’re down there, ho.”
If I have to add Brothel Dick to my monthly expense account I will. Pay the Gas Bill, pay the Light Bill, and pay the Dick Bill.
I don’t really want to get married or have kids, men don’t make reliable husbands or fathers, I’m not referring to all you men. But I’m certain that the only thing I can trust a man to do is cum. And he can trust that I too will cum, on him. Cumming is my favorite hobby –> ROAD TRIP!!
The owner of a brothel more than two hours drive from Las Vegas said she hopes to hire Nevada’s first legal male prostitutes within a month, now that state health officials have approved a method to test men for infectious diseases.
The health board approved a regulation to allow urethral testing for men — a crucial rule change by the state agency with ultimate power over whether prostitutes can or can’t work.
For more than 25 years, no licensed female prostitute in Nevada has contracted HIV, the virus that causes AIDS, said George Flint, a Reno wedding chapel owner and longtime lobbyist for the Nevada Brothel Owners Association.
“My concern is that we continue to maintain that kind of record,” he said.
Shady Lady Ranch owner Bobbi Davis said she wants to add two men to the three women she currently has living and working at her compound of trailers off U.S. 95 about 150 miles northwest of Las Vegas.
She said the women usually charge about $300 per hour for the five to 20 customers who visit on any given night.
“We don’t know how to structure the men’s pricing yet,” Davis said.
The only thing I can trust a man to do is to cum<== LMBO!!!!!!
My prediction: Men will protest the brothel opening. Some men won’t be able to take the idea of women going to brothel for sexual gratification and controlling men.