Amber Rose Does Vibe Mag

Behold the benefits of being of snowwbunny who likes to slurp on the BBD. Instant fame and fortune without having to put in a lot of hard labor.

Remember back in the 60′s and 70′s when black men would refer to black women as Queens. As we know, those days are long over. Queen has been replaced with more colorful words like Ho, Bitch, Gold Digger, Baby Momma and Phat Ass. However, based on her growing popularity within the black community, I’m pretty sure Amber is consider the new Black Queen. I know the bitch ain’t black but you can’t convince the average Amber~lovin’ Negro of that. They think this bitch is light skinned with good hair.

I’m surprised Amber hasn’t been given the code to access the Ebony magazine building in Chicago. Even more puzzling is why she hasn’t been appointed chairwoman of the NAACP.  And when can we expect her reality show on Ghetto Entertainment Television? I’m sure it’s in development. Oh, and, 2010 won’t be complete unless Amber gives birth to a caramel colored baby. Please let Tiger Woods be the baby daddy.

Here’s Kanye’s cum bucket in the latest issue of Vibe magazine.

Amber has also been hired to tour the most popular black owned strip clubs across the nation. Bitch is making stupid money just to show up, pose and pout. Word on the Skeet is that Kanye has hired help to follow her around and keep an eye on her.  Is he really that insecure? Take it from me, never trust a Try~Sexual. If you have to hire someone to keep an eye on your ho then maybe its time to trade~in and Try Sex with someone you can trust.

~ by I.Am.Your.Mistress on December 23, 2009.

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